August 2009
9 posts
Boys
Nick: What am I doing wrong? We're just friends hanging out.
Maggie: You know it hurts me when you hang out with her.
Nick: Well I don't know what you want me to do...You wouldn't even know if I hung out with her...I can just lie to you and tell you I didn't even if I do.
Maggie(thinking): Everyday you prove to me just a little bit more, how worthless I really am to you.
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the...”
Totally awesome pick-up lines
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!
Your mom must’ve been a drug dealer because your dope!
Just call me Winnie the Pooh because I want to be all up in your honey pot.
Are your pants from outer space because your ass looks AMAZING!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to...
