Boys
- Nick: What am I doing wrong? We're just friends hanging out.
- Maggie: You know it hurts me when you hang out with her.
- Nick: Well I don't know what you want me to do...You wouldn't even know if I hung out with her...I can just lie to you and tell you I didn't even if I do.
- Maggie(thinking): Everyday you prove to me just a little bit more, how worthless I really am to you.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
Totally awesome pick-up lines
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!
Your mom must’ve been a drug dealer because your dope!
Just call me Winnie the Pooh because I want to be all up in your honey pot.
Are your pants from outer space because your ass looks AMAZING!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you.
Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?
Do you have any raisins?……How about a date?
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillette cause you’re the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Did you fart, because you blew me away!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?…..My zipper!
Did it hurt?…when you fell from heaven.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only TEN I see.
